Learning To Love Women, & Other Belated Tales
Some twitter-thoughts I surprised myself with on International Women’s Day…
I ping between anger and sadness when women joke (ineffectively) about being Essex girls, mistakenly thinking they are showing people we are liberated and fun.
I think one of the things that riles me is the women making these jokes are utterly unequipped with the irony to carry it off as an actual comment about real women.
They clutch for a ‘LOL’ like it makes them ironic. “Oh, silly me, I’ve got a cock in my mouth again. Typical little slutty me, of Essex.” NO. STOP IT.
YOU AREN’T DOING IT WELL ENOUGH TO DO US ANY GOOD. IRONY IS AN ART AND IF YOU GET IT WRONG YOU CAN DO FURTHER DAMAGE OR AT LEAST LIMIT CHANGE.
I look at heels and think “why?”, as often as I look at heels and think “I wish I was sassier and wore heels.”
Sometimes lipstick makes me feel strong and open. Sometimes it makes me feel weak and exposed.
I feel a bit sad every time I have a period and I look down and think what might have been.
I feel FUCKING RELIEVED every time I have a period and crap myself about what might have been.
I had an abortion and I’m so happy I had the choice, the chance – and know that I should be able to say it here or anywhere, minus all irrelevant personal specifics, without shame.
I worry I am so busy trying to do other stuff that I might not figure out if I want to be a mum in time to be a mum.
I sometimes worry that if I don’t decide to become a mum, I will mother the entire fucking world.
Where does all that ‘motherly’ shit inside go if you don’t have kids? Will you be properly happy channelling it into other things, other people?
I feel guilty for not valuing women more when I was in my teens & twenties. I think learning to value & love women is one of the most important things I have ever done.
You can never really feel alone or despairing when you have good women in your life.
The only loves in my life whom I know without doubt will still be as constant in my heart when I die as today, are women.
Sometimes, so busy in missing my father, I am not as thankful as I should be to my mum.
I used to think being declamatory about anything female was ugly and unnecessary. I now step up its importance a little every day.
Being a woman gets better the more you are proud of all the things that make us different.
Being a woman is as wonderful as you let it.
For the first 30 years of my life I felt safe if a man was in the room. Now I feel a greater, more natural peace with just my gals.
Try EVERYTHING you want to try, and some things you don’t. It’s how you will be able to trust who you are later.