Hair Becomes The Bride

PART ONE – PREP It’s that time again and I’m not ruddy happy about it. I thought I’d been doing so well at cutting my own hair since that strict Polish girl gave me a five minute regimental, but Mum says I need at least three inches off to even look vaguely presentable. If she…

Ghosts – 1 & 2

Part 1 – 01-09-14 Do you believe in ghosts? Sometimes I do and sometimes I don’t. If I’ve just watched something spooky and I have to get up and go for a wee on my own, I completely believe in ghosts & I will cling to the walls and imagine that the spectre of a…