Mouth Like a Hotel

Dear Dr Fraser, I don’t think I’ve ever written you a letter before. In fact I know I haven’t. I don’t suppose anyone has much call to write an 812 word letter to their dentist unless the dentist is really bad and a lawsuit is on the cards. Don’t worry. It’s not one of those. You’ve been…

The World in a Size 12 Dress

Mum just popped round. She only meant to drop off the carpet cleaner and have a sandwich but instead she casually made me love her more, then left. She couldn’t stay long, she said. She had to go and see her friend. We cut our sandwiches and split them half and half and sat in…